No, We’re Not Worried About the Exchange Program, and Please Stop Asking (via Scary Mommy)

Scary Mommy — “Aren’t you worried?” people seem to keep asking us when they learn that our 13-year-old will spend two weeks in France this summer. “With all the…” and here they pause, fumbling for the way to say “gun violence” and make inferences about Muslim terrorists in a manner appropriate for Saturday soccer.

And here we pause, searching for the appropriate way to say “Well, duh,” which, it turns out, is pretty much just “Well, duh.” (Happily, that term translates wherever you go.) I like to think we’re worried about our son every day, when he boards the bus, when he baits his own sharp pokey hook, when he comes sprinting down the stairs, when he walks home from his buddy’s down the street, when he skates down the driveway without a helmet because he doesn’t listen, and when he goes to karate class, where as a rule, they kick and punch at other children. The question is doofy. We exist in a state of low-level concern; we all do.

But are we worried about shipping him overseas, because of all the…?

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About Jeff Vrabel

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2 responses to “No, We’re Not Worried About the Exchange Program, and Please Stop Asking (via Scary Mommy)

  • Belle

    I love how you articulated every worry I’ve ever had, in my kids’ normal lives. To heck with overseas, I imagined (still do) every conceivable nightmare with them just getting through the day. Isn’t that our job? 🙂 I hope your son really enjoys this trip of opportunity and he comes home with memories for a lifetime. (And that you survive while he’s gone without developing an ulcer.)

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