You Will Excuse Us Cubs Fans for Maybe Being a Little Nervous (via The Loop / Golf Digest)


The Loop / Golf Digest — Chicago Cubs fans are a murderously emotional lot, and by that I mean all of us lined up every spring to be routinely punched in the face for 108 years before finally — FINALLY — enjoying what people in New England call “Yeah, so?” The last time we Cubs fans had to deal with a post-championship hangover, it was 1909 and hangovers basically hadn’t been invented yet, so you will excuse us if we look at Jake Arrieta’s puffening ERA, the pervasive lack of clutch run support and Kris Bryant’s three-day dysentery attack (probably) and think WHELP, SHOW’S OVER, LET’S CHUCK IT ALL AND READ UP ON WHOEVER THE BEARS’ QUARTERBACK WILL BE NEXT YEAR.

It’s probably too early to worry about the Cubs, what with “four months left in the season” or whatever, but, then again, NO IT’S NOT, WE ARE CUBS FANS, WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.




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2 responses to “You Will Excuse Us Cubs Fans for Maybe Being a Little Nervous (via The Loop / Golf Digest)

  • Belle

    I’m already thinking of “oh, well” excuses, like the ones you give your kid when they didn’t win or didn’t do as well as expected or got *this* close to the prize and you are trying to put on the cheery face but dying inside. But I am ever hopeful, because we Cubs fans can worry and hope at the same time, right?.


  • Jeff Vrabel

    Right? I legitimately have no idea how to operate otherwise


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