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GQ — As if we needed further evidence that the whole secret menu craze at fast-food restaurants has jumped the shark, yesterday a latte enthusiast named William E. Lewis Jr. ordered himself a very much off-the-menu XXXXL cup of coffee including 101 shots of espresso and 17 pumps of vanilla syrup.
What’s next? We got to guessing. Below, the eight next secret-menu items we expect to see:
Burger King: America Burger. It’s just a regular burger, but every time you take a bite an air horn goes off and the chorus of “Rock You Like a Hurricane” starts playing.
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November 5th, 2014 at 5:20 pm
Jeff, your columns always brighten my day. Keep up the good work!
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November 6th, 2014 at 11:50 am
Thanks for the kind words, Princess Leia
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November 11th, 2014 at 12:00 pm
May the force always be with you! 😉
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November 5th, 2014 at 5:40 pm
oh man
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November 5th, 2014 at 6:18 pm
I know what I’m going to start praying for!! That looks like heaven to the tired mama of 3 little crazies!!
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November 6th, 2014 at 11:50 am
I hope your highly caffeinated monstrously oversized prayers are answered
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November 24th, 2014 at 8:07 pm
Reblogged this on The Credit Report with Bill Lewis and commented:
Bill Lewis and the current Starbucks Most Expensive Drink.
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