GQ — Prior to writing this piece about smoothies, I knew precisely two facts about smoothies: 1) The Merrillville, Indiana shopping mall that I frequented on more lively nights in 1992 contained a terrific Orange Julius, and 2) In 2014, smoothies are expensive. Very expensive. For the price of two large smoothies at one of my many local purveyors, I could purchase a Vespa.
I did not understand why this has become the case, or why these days Big Smoothie is, if not running the world, at least giving it the squeeze. You can’t swing a decorative celery stalk without hitting an ad for a $400 juicer or a severe-sounding cleanse of some kind, and my lonely Orange Julius by Camelot Music has become an entire universe of smoothie restaurants, juice bars, organic drink-houses, and Gwyneth Paltrows.
So I set out to explore this squishy world, reporting back to you, the GQ reader, with everything you need to know about the suddenly ubiquitous and disconcertingly Wall-E-like practice of consuming your calories through a straw.
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Jeff Vrabel 
May 22nd, 2014 at 9:09 am
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October 22nd, 2014 at 1:26 pm
I worked at Jamba Juice for the first 17 years of my life (except for the first 16 years). Peanut Butter Mood is like drinking a cake sized Reese’s. I haven’t tried adding bacon yet, but I think I’ll try it right now and let you know how it turns out.
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October 22nd, 2014 at 3:22 pm
Thanks for reading, Wisdomizer. Please do check back in as soon as you regain consciousness.
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