Top 9 Things My Infant Appeared To Be Thinking On The Night He Discovered That He Had Feet

NickMom — To be fair, if I just learned that I had feet, I’d probably stare at them for 45 minutes too.

  1. “AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”
  2. “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON MY LEG?”
  3. “SWEET LORD, THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!”
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Read the full list over at NickMom.

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About Jeff Vrabel

My writing has appeared in GQ, Men’s Health, Success, the Washington Post, the official BruceSpringsteen.net, Indianapolis Monthly, Billboard, Modern Bride and more. View all posts by Jeff Vrabel

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