Top 9 Ways Childbirth Would Be Different If It Happened At A NASCAR Race

NickMom — This list is probably only relevant to Danica Patrick but hey you NEVER KNOW.

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7. The lactation consultant would also sell funnel cakes.

3. ‪Birth would immediately followed by me thanking Jiffy Lube for all their support.

Read the full list at NickMom.

 

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About Jeff Vrabel

My writing has appeared in GQ, Men’s Health, Success, the Washington Post, the official BruceSpringsteen.net, Indianapolis Monthly, Billboard, Modern Bride and more. View all posts by Jeff Vrabel

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