Yes, ladies, he’s single: Top Karl Rove Pickup Lines

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

Comedy jokes also furnished by Dave Vrabel and Tim Donnelly


• “Damn, woman … how’s about you come by my place for a warrantless tapping?”

• “Have we met? Or have I just illegally listened in on your phone calls?”

• “You sure look like a candidate for a premeditated invasion.”

• “I am officially raising your sexiness alert level to orange.”

• “Baby, I’d like to make you the third person to whom I’ve proposed traditional marriage.”

• “If being hot was a crime, you’d be guilty … but I’d suggest you claim executive privilege and ignore any subpoenas.”

• “Nice shoes, wanna fire a United States attorney?”

• “I am highly regarded in the teabagging community.”

• “How’d you like to get your districts gerrymandered?”

• “So what do you do for a living? Wait, let me guess…you’re a CIA agent. Um, should I have not said that out loud?”

• “What’s your sign? Ha! Just kidding, I have your file right here.”

• “This whole town knows how well I handle a Bush.”

• “So you don’t want to go out with me? Why do you love radical Islam?”

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About Jeff Vrabel

My writing has appeared in GQ, Men’s Health, Success, the Washington Post, the official BruceSpringsteen.net, Indianapolis Monthly, Billboard, Modern Bride and more. View all posts by Jeff Vrabel

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