GateHouse - Alright, someone explain to me the TV Thing - specifically, the Giant TV Thing, the genetic impulse that’s caught on during this luminous holiday season that’s making everyone point their monster SUVs to the Giant Electro Store and obtain the largest, LCDest, most plasmalicious television they can afford, and by “afford,” I mean, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘optimus prime’
My prehistoric TV is just fine, thank you
Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged optimus prime, transformers, megatron, tv, plasma, bob the builder, wikipedia, mitt romney, the lord on December 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
"Transformers" soundtrack: Listen, if you Dare
Posted in Columns, Jaded Insider, Music, mp3, tagged dare, megatron, michael bay, mp3, optimus prime, orson welles, stan bush, transformers, unicron, weird al yankovic on April 20, 2007 | No Comments »
Jaded Insider - While “Transformers” fans busy themselves with heated debate about the fact that Optimus Prime apparently has lips in Michael Bay’s upcoming film disaster, us true-blue, hard-core, long-time, throwback, friendless, sexless, athletically retarded, sallow-skinned ubernerds can get us a taste of the real thing.
Later this month, Legacy Recordings will reissue the soundtrack to [...]


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