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My prehistoric TV is just fine, thank you

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , , , , , on December 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »

GateHouse - Alright, someone explain to me the TV Thing - specifically, the Giant TV Thing, the genetic impulse that’s caught on during this luminous holiday season that’s making everyone point their monster SUVs to the Giant Electro Store and obtain the largest, LCDest, most plasmalicious television they can afford, and by “afford,” I mean, [...]

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“Transformers” redux: One shall stand, one shall fall

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , on July 9, 2007 | 1 Comment »

 
GateHouse - I’m not sure what it was that drew me to the “Transformers” movie this week, but I know what it wasn’t: plot, character development, story, narrative arc, metaphors, emotional connections, thematic subtlety or the desire to see a movie in which people talk like actual humans talk.
Here’s what I think drew me to [...]

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"Transformers" soundtrack: Listen, if you Dare

Posted in Columns, Jaded Insider, Music, mp3, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2007 | No Comments »

Jaded Insider - While “Transformers” fans busy themselves with heated debate about the fact that Optimus Prime apparently has lips in Michael Bay’s upcoming film disaster, us true-blue, hard-core, long-time, throwback, friendless, sexless, athletically retarded, sallow-skinned ubernerds can get us a taste of the real thing.
Later this month, Legacy Recordings will reissue the soundtrack to [...]

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Tear down Wrigley Field, 2007 Edition

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , , on February 22, 2007 | No Comments »

 
GateHouse - Time once again to renew my annual loud, obnoxious and ultimately futile call to reduce Wrigley Field to tiny, tiny pieces as soon as is humanly possible under the current rules and guidelines enforced by the various neighborhood associations and alderman (i.e., 34 years).
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