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The best news you’ll hear regarding chicken poop all week

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , , , , on September 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »

GateHouse — In this increasingly horrifying Election Season, when the combined evil presence of the presidential campaign grows so thick and damp and musky that I’ve literally been sitting here for 20 minutes thinking that democracy is stupid, and when the most substantive debate in two months has involved the application of makeup onto a [...]

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If you are not a farmer, and you’re probably not, daylight-saving time is ridiculous

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , on March 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »

GateHouse - This past weekend marked the beginning of daylight-saving time, meaning that you should have set your clocks forward an hour. You probably know this already, because if you haven’t by now, your co-workers are probably gossiping about you a lot.
Actually, let me take that back. I think you were supposed to set [...]

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Boston has more than a feeling about Huckabee

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, Music, tagged , , , , on February 18, 2008 | No Comments »

GateHouse - There are several very telling signs that your presidential campaign is over:

You’ve spent 90 jillion dollars of your own money and still no one knows where you stand on universal health care, abortion rights or anything.
Your name is some combination of the words “Ron” and “Paul.”
You’re Joe Biden. Seriously. That poor guy.
And some [...]

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Why The State of Indiana Has Ruined My Perception Of Time Zones For Life, Although Their Corn Is Still Really Good

Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged , , , , on March 1, 2007 | 3 Comments »

 
GateHouse - Indiana gets the Vince Lombardi trophy, yes. But on the other hand, if asked, people can successfully tell people what time it is in Chicago.
I’ll explain. Most of the continental United States is divided up into what we know as “time zones,” which are extremely important to keep track of if you live [...]

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Rick Moranis: Honey, I Shrunk The Coug, or Only One Man Would Dare Give John Mellencamp The Raspberry

Posted in Billboard, Columns, Jaded Insider, tagged , , , , on January 10, 2007 | No Comments »

Or: Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
From Billboard’s Jaded Insider: J.I. needs no more reasons to love Rick Moranis; on the stone tablet on which we keep inscribed a list of our of favorite people, he falls [...]

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