GateHouse — Barack Obama is a better human being than me for a number of reasons so large that it was discovered only last year by researchers in Denmark. These reasons include, but are not limited to:
His teeth, which are awesome, and which I would like to paint, even though I’m not a painter and [...]
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Island Packet - It is generally accepted that teenagers are terrible, terrible people, at least among the groups who decide such things, which are, in order, The Media, conservative commentators and organizations with the words “Parent” and “Concern” in their titles.
If you had recently arrived here from another planet, like Ralph Nader, and turned on [...]
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From Island Packet staff reports, including this guy and this guy
He died in 2003.
Will appear in next season of “Grey’s Anatomy” as the wisened-yet-sexy new attending, Dr. Pecs Vallejo.
Olive is no longer in fashion. Couldn’t let go.
Needs to spend time with his real passion: Haiku.
The Cubs are desperate for arms.
Felt he was too old [...]
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GateHouse - If you have anyone in your circle of friends who’s particularly susceptible to advertising, peer pressure or trends, if you know anyone who routinely does or purchases ridiculous things strictly because other people are doing so — such as wear Hypercolor T-shirts, watch the Grammy Awards or vote for Mike Huckabee — let [...]
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GateHouse - The rap music, it’s so awful these days. Always with the hip-hopping and the yip-yapping, and the gangster gun talk, and the profanity and calling women b-words. I mean, sure, you expect to hear that sort of thing at a presidential campaign stop, but not something important like pop music.
So last week, John [...]
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