GateHouse — In this increasingly horrifying Election Season, when the combined evil presence of the presidential campaign grows so thick and damp and musky that I’ve literally been sitting here for 20 minutes thinking that democracy is stupid, and when the most substantive debate in two months has involved the application of makeup onto a [...]
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The best news you’ll hear regarding chicken poop all week
Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged birds waste, chesapeake bay, cocoa pebbles, family circus, john mellencamp, kfc, maryland, maryland department of the environment on September 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Magical monkey helpers! YES WE CAN!
Posted in Columns, Island Packet/McClatchy-Tribune, tagged charlton heston, cocoa pebbles, monkey brains, monkey helpers, monkeys on June 5, 2008 | No Comments »
Island Packet - I used to be one of those people who believes it’s nearly impossible to improve upon monkeys, which have historically been one of nature’s most consistently hilarious creatures. What can’t monkeys do? They’re funny, they do adorable human-like things when you throw change at them in a zoo, they’re delicious, they [...]
If you are not a farmer, and you’re probably not, daylight-saving time is ridiculous
Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged cocoa pebbles, coffee, daylight-saving time, G.I. Joe, john mellencamp on March 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
GateHouse - This past weekend marked the beginning of daylight-saving time, meaning that you should have set your clocks forward an hour. You probably know this already, because if you haven’t by now, your co-workers are probably gossiping about you a lot.
Actually, let me take that back. I think you were supposed to set [...]
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