GateHouse — Barack Obama is a better human being than me for a number of reasons so large that it was discovered only last year by researchers in Denmark. These reasons include, but are not limited to:
His teeth, which are awesome, and which I would like to paint, even though I’m not a painter and [...]
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And here’s the official word on the new record today, from Billboard.
• Bruce Springsteen - Workin’ on a Dream (acoustic version from Obama rally).mp3
The new track list:
“Outlaw Pete”
“My Lucky Day”
“Working on a Dream”
“Queen of the Supermarket”
“What Love Can Do”
“This Life”
“Good Eye”
“Tomorrow Never Knows”
“Life Itself”
“Kingdom of Days”
“Surprise, Surprise”
“The Last Carnival”
Bonus Tracks
“The Wrestler”
“A Night With the [...]
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From Island Packet staff reports, starring Tim, Other Tim and Jim
We at the Guide have come up with these Suggested Names for the Obamas’ New Puppy. (Yeah, that’s a lame lead-in, but frankly, this is like the only funny Obama-related thing we could come up with. If the nation’s self-appointed comics are to survive, this [...]
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Click right here for DJ Z-Trip’s fantastic free Obama mixtape, available now. Pass it on.
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GateHouse - As a 32-year-old American male, I am obliged by peer pressure, social trends and Scarlett Johansson to vote for Barack Obama, D-Coolsville.
Normally, I would do this willingly and with great enthusiasm, as throughout my history of presidential voting, which thanks to irregularities in Illinois’ voter rolls dates back to 1856, I have based [...]
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From Island Packet staff reports, starring Tim, Other Tim, Jim and Jason
As if you don’t have enough to worry about these days, a distant, unstable star named Wolf-Rayet is readying to unleash a beam of high-energy gamma rays — yes, like the Death Star — directly at us. But don’t worry, Earthlings — all is [...]
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Posted in Columns, GateHouse, tagged barack obama, born in the u.s.a., harry potter, hillary clinton, interwebs, pat buchanan, smash mouth, Springsteen on June 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
GateHouse - As a part-time political aficionado but a full-time music fan, there are few things more entertaining to me than the often chaotic intersection of campaign season and the music world, and by “entertaining” I mean “capable of producing the sort of hideous terror you generally only feel after you [...]
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