Category Archives: NickMom

How To Put On A Baby Carrier

NickMom  Step 1. Slide left strap over left shoulder. Slide right strap over right shoulder. (Note: Step 1 may require dislocation of shoulder. This is normal.)

Step 2. On front of carrier, put the deal into that clicky thing.

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The COMPLETE SET OF HELPFUL INSTRUCTIONS over at NickMom.


Top 9 Least Appropriate Ways To Prepare Your Older Child For A New Baby

NickMom — The baby is coming! The baby is coming! And your world is a blur of excitement and joy and harmony! But HOLD UP — what about the other child that already lives in your house? OH YEAH. THAT GUY.

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  1. I mean, if you have to watch all those delivery videos then everyone should watch all those delivery videos, right?
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Nanny Application: Kanye West, aka Ye, aka Nanny McPheezy

Read the full unprecedented artistic version via NickMom.

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Top 9 Most Frequent Topics Of Songs Made Up By My 7-Year-Old And His Friend Alex At Dinner

NickMom — They’re pretty much the Hall and Oates of digestive tract-themed improvisational dinner music. Head over to NickMom for the list.


Top 9 Reasons Giving Birth At A Concert Would Very Much Suck

NickMom — 6. Coldplay may make great baby-making music but Chris Martin gets all weird when you start screaming during contractions.

Rest of list, featuring no more Coldplay references I PROMISE, is here.

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