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NickMom — What? You’ve all thought about it.
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- Registry: Plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton.
- Everyone laughed when you said you wanted to have an underwater birth BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
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NickMom — Is this normal? Because basically the highlight of my birthday parties was Big Mac Container Stacking.
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- OH GOD THERE’S A LLAMA LOOSE OUT HERE RUN YOU LITTLE F–KERS RUN!
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NickMom— You put a fish tank in your kid’s room because you think it’ll teach valuable lessons about nature and responsibility, and then the fish more or less try to kill themselves.
3. “I said, ‘Maybe we SHOULDN’T put the moray eel in the aquarium,’ but nooooooo no one EVER LISTENS TO ME.”
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NickMom — Hey, you know what a magic kit helps you get done? NOTHING AT ALL.
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- “Hey, that’s some pretty good magic, buddy!”
- “No, I don’t know where the purple ball went. You must be a wizard!”
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NickMom — To be fair, if I just learned that I had feet, I’d probably stare at them for 45 minutes too.
- “AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”
- “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON MY LEG?”
- “SWEET LORD, THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!”
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NickMom — This list is probably only relevant to Danica Patrick but hey you NEVER KNOW.
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7. The lactation consultant would also sell funnel cakes.
3. Birth would immediately followed by me thanking Jiffy Lube for all their support.
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NickMom — Step 1. Slide left strap over left shoulder. Slide right strap over right shoulder. (Note: Step 1 may require dislocation of shoulder. This is normal.)
Step 2. On front of carrier, put the deal into that clicky thing.
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NickMom — The baby is coming! The baby is coming! And your world is a blur of excitement and joy and harmony! But HOLD UP — what about the other child that already lives in your house? OH YEAH. THAT GUY.
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- I mean, if you have to watch all those delivery videos then everyone should watch all those delivery videos, right?
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NickMom — Is this normal? Because basically the highlight of my birthday parties was Big Mac Container Stacking.
NickMom— You put a fish tank in your kid’s room because you think it’ll teach valuable lessons about nature and responsibility, and then the fish more or less try to kill themselves.
NickMom — Hey, you know what a magic kit helps you get done? NOTHING AT ALL.
NickMom — To be fair, if I just learned that I had feet, I’d probably stare at them for 45 minutes too.
NickMom — This list is probably only relevant to Danica Patrick but hey you NEVER KNOW.
NickMom — Step 1. Slide left strap over left shoulder. Slide right strap over right shoulder. (Note: Step 1 may require dislocation of shoulder. This is normal.)
