About: jvrabel7
- Full Name
- Jeff Vrabel
- Website
- http://jeffvrabel.com
- Details
- Jeff Vrabel is a writer, humor columnist, music critic, father of a five-year-old future Disney World monorail engineer, newspaper apologist, marginally diagnosable Springsteen obsessive, “Weird Al” Yankovic scholar and person who runs long distances very slowly based in Hilton Head Island, S.C.
Posts by jvrabel7:
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March 15, 2010 Listen, you don’t have to drink giant-snail mucus to get a cult leader to like you
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March 11, 2010 And on the eighth day there was Dunkin’ Donuts, and it was good
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March 11, 2010 There’s A Fred Durst To See You, Sir: Run-DMC and the “Crown Royal” Fiasco
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March 8, 2010 Dear Apple, FINE, I GIVE UP: Send me an iPad / interocitor / frog exaggerator immediately
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March 4, 2010 A reading from the gospel of Chuck E. Cheese
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March 1, 2010 If you “Olympic athletes” are done, can we turn to “Fat Guy Tennis Ball: The Game Show” already?
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February 26, 2010 Enjoy your final days before we’re all devoured by murderous pigs, or, Porky’s Revenge
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February 24, 2010 Yes, have some: Review — Joanna Newsom, “Have One On Me”
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February 23, 2010 The Slovakia Olympic hockey bandwagon, now boarding, choo choo
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February 19, 2010 Coffee Makes You Immortal, or, Last Night A Decaf Saved My Life
Say Hi / About Me
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Recent Work
- Listen, you don’t have to drink giant-snail mucus to get a cult leader to like you
- And on the eighth day there was Dunkin’ Donuts, and it was good
- There’s A Fred Durst To See You, Sir: Run-DMC and the “Crown Royal” Fiasco
- Dear Apple, FINE, I GIVE UP: Send me an iPad / interocitor / frog exaggerator immediately
- A reading from the gospel of Chuck E. Cheese
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Recent Comments
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Most Popular, Or The Posts That Appear Strangely High in Google
- Jasper County, S.C., bans sagging pants; traveling ones still OK
- Listen, you don't have to drink giant-snail mucus to get a cult leader to like you
- Another reason why I went to high school at the completely wrong time
- Listening to the Bee Gees is torture, yes, but it's also *torture* torture (co-starring The Fat Boys)
- Breaking: Everyone has suddenly realized what Crocs actually look like
Oh good, there’s a Twitter too
- @JStache You've SAVED ST PATRICK'S DAY 3 hours ago
- Prior to current fixation with Black Eyed Peas, my 6-y-o spent months obsessed with this High Kings track. Cheers! http://bit.ly/9wkyaP 5 hours ago
- A little traditional Irish music, for @davevrabel and @crotchjohnson: http://bit.ly/beriWx 5 hours ago
- RT @ConanOBrien: Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics! 22 hours ago
- @jefito @koomdogg No, SC believes in planes. You're thinking of "the federal government." And not being able to tag your first cousins. 1 day ago
Publications
Columnist
• GateHouse News Service
• Island Packet
Freelance Music and Humor
• All About Jazz
• Backstreets
• Billboard
• brucespringsteen.net
• Chicago Sun-Times
• Elegant Bride
• Florida Times-Union
• Hilton Head Monthly
• Indy Men's Magazine
• Modern Bride
• No Depression
• Paste
• Playboy
• PopDose
• Village VoiceBlogroll
Friends and Relations
- Big Fabes
- Brad Kovach
- Brett and Debbie
- Casual Text
- David Jakubiak
- Groesch: Into the Mild
- Inverted Soapbox
- Jason Crane
- Joe Vince
- Josh Klein
- Justin Jarrett
- K. Clore
- Kevin Gormal
- Liz Farrell / InCrowd
- Marketing Mommy
- Morgan Bonner
- Robyn Passante
- Ross Taylor
- Scarpeta
- Tony Allegretti
- You Are What You Eat … Or Reheat
Categories
A Giant, Unmanageable Menu Of Nearly Everything I’ve Ever Written
Archives
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Blog: jeffvrabel.com Topics:humor, music, essays


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