Comments on: Innocent Mars rock becomes most famous space-laser-debut victim since Alderaan

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:01:17 +0000

[...] Innocent Mars rock becomes most famous space-laser victim since Alderaan [...]

By: cruiz76

cruiz76 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 19:55:57 +0000

Sudan apparently. It was hollywood all the way.

By: Jeff Vrabel

Jeff Vrabel — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:50:10 +0000

Oh yes. In Southern Indiana. the hits just keep on coming

By: mylifeisthebestlife

mylifeisthebestlife — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:44:26 +0000

I think it’s amazing that there was a Digital Underground concert in 2003.

By: Jeff Vrabel

Jeff Vrabel — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:25:55 +0000

Um, hello, I went on purpose to a Digital Underground concert in 2003, at least 14 years after anyone would have any understandable reason to go a Digital Underground concert. Because I do what I like

By: mylifeisthebestlife

mylifeisthebestlife — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 18:00:59 +0000

If I could recommend a line, I’ve always been quite partial to, “I’m the one who said just grab ‘em in the biscuits.” Because who didn’t love the Humpty Dance?

By: Jeff Vrabel

Jeff Vrabel — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:49:46 +0000

Thanks! I try to include at least one mid-2000s novelty hip-hop line per piece.

By: mylifeisthebestlife

mylifeisthebestlife — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:07:44 +0000

“Damn right, it’s better than yours.”
HAHAHAHAHA! That was one of the unexpectedly best things I’ve read all day. I love when a completely hilarious line blindsides me like that.

By: Jeff Vrabel

Jeff Vrabel — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:05:18 +0000

I believe he’s been shot with an Iludium Q36 explosive space modulator

By: Jeff Vrabel

Jeff Vrabel — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:04:58 +0000

WHOA SLOW DOWN. WHERE DID OBAMA BEFRIEND THE CLOONZ?