May 23, 2012

9 Ways Childbirth Would Be Different If You Were Pregnant With A Killer Whale

By Jeff Vrabel

(Illustration / Stacy Lenz)

NickMom — What? You’ve all thought about it.

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  1. Registry: Plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton.
  2. Everyone laughed when you said you wanted to have an underwater birth BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

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Read the full list over at NickMom.

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About Jeff Vrabel

Writer/editor at Nickelodeon's Nickmom.com, syndicated humor columnist for GateHouse, music journalist and speedily graying dad based on the coast of Carolina. View all posts by Jeff Vrabel
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