Comments on: Yes, ladies, he’s single: Top Karl Rove Pickup Lines http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/ I'm a a writer for such outlets as Men's Health, Paste, Billboard and brucespringsteen.net, a writer/editor at Nickelodeon's humor site NickMom.com, a syndicated humor columnist for GateHouse, a very slow runner and a father of two (the younger of whom has been personally approved by Bruce Springsteen). Tue, 29 May 2012 14:53:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Pedro the Lion http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/#comment-2241 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:03:12 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=2057#comment-2241 Listen, I’ve got great experience with both a Bush and a Dick.

]]> By: Pedro the Lion http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/#comment-2240 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:00:54 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=2057#comment-2240 Don’t worry baby, I’ve got in my corner a Bush and a Dick.

]]> By: Pedro the Lion http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/#comment-2239 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:56:06 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=2057#comment-2239 If you don’t come home with me tonight, the terrorists have won.

I call my bedroom the axis of emo: It’s where things get real emotional, real fast.

I like to shield my weapon with mass protection, if you know what I mean.

]]> By: Jason Crane http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/#comment-2223 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:53:04 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=2057#comment-2223 Wow. These are awesome.

]]> By: randomBLOG http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/30/yes-ladies-hes-single-top-karl-rove-pickup-lines/#comment-2220 Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:06:52 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=2057#comment-2220 “Baby, I’d like to make you the third person to whom I’ve proposed traditional marriage.” ha

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