If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Comedy jokes also furnished by Dave Vrabel and Tim Donnelly
• “Damn, woman … how’s about you come by my place for a warrantless tapping?”
• “Have we met? Or have I just illegally listened in on your phone calls?”
• “You sure look like a candidate for a premeditated invasion.”
• “I am officially raising your sexiness alert level to orange.”
• “Baby, I’d like to make you the third person to whom I’ve proposed traditional marriage.”
• “If being hot was a crime, you’d be guilty … but I’d suggest you claim executive privilege and ignore any subpoenas.”
• “Nice shoes, wanna fire a United States attorney?”
• “I am highly regarded in the teabagging community.”
• “How’d you like to get your districts gerrymandered?”
• “So what do you do for a living? Wait, let me guess…you’re a CIA agent. Um, should I have not said that out loud?”
• “What’s your sign? Ha! Just kidding, I have your file right here.”
• “This whole town knows how well I handle a Bush.”
• “So you don’t want to go out with me? Why do you love radical Islam?”
December 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“Baby, I’d like to make you the third person to whom I’ve proposed traditional marriage.” ha
December 31st, 2009 at 12:53 am
Wow. These are awesome.
December 31st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
If you don’t come home with me tonight, the terrorists have won.
I call my bedroom the axis of emo: It’s where things get real emotional, real fast.
I like to shield my weapon with mass protection, if you know what I mean.
December 31st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Don’t worry baby, I’ve got in my corner a Bush and a Dick.
December 31st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Listen, I’ve got great experience with both a Bush and a Dick.