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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;The Polar Express&#8221;: An unrelenting hellscape of hideous terror, with hot chocolate</title>
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	<description>I&#039;m a a writer for such outlets as Men&#039;s Health, Paste, Billboard and brucespringsteen.net, a writer/editor at Nickelodeon&#039;s humor site NickMom.com, a syndicated humor columnist for GateHouse, a very slow runner and a father of two (the younger of whom has been personally approved by Bruce Springsteen).</description>
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		<title>By: How to totally own an argument with your 6-year-old over a knock-knock joke &#171; Jeff Vrabel : columnist / music writer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] two 6-year-olds in the backseat are totally on a sugar high, having recently enjoyed a five-hour “Polar Express” event at the Savannah Roundhouse Museum that featured hot chocolate, icing-loaded cookies and other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: The Adventure Of The Wandering Pajama-Clad Toddler &#171; Jeff Vrabel : columnist / music writer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] we learned it was possible that he heard the Polar Express, which actually makes a lot of sense. We watch “The Polar Express” a lot, we watch like the survival of the family line depends on it, which is funny, because my standard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: One father, one son and one knock knock joke that really needs a specific kind of fruit in it &#171; Jeff Vrabel : columnist</title>
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