Comments on: The coffee maker is broken. Many dozens will be killed. http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/ Writer, humor columnist, music critic, dad and graying print-media apologist based on the coast of South Carolina. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:18:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Paul The Coffee Guy http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-3193 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:52:46 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-3193 Starbucks coffee kicks ass. It’s nice and robust and always gives me the kick I want. Some people say it’s mud, and some blends might be a bit too strong tasting, but if that is the case, well I simply add a ton of extra milk and tame it a bit.

]]> By: Tony http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-2140 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:25:15 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-2140 Hilarious Jeff.

By “waiting for my check to come” I mean, “I’m probably going to shake down an old lady at the outlet mall.”

Thanks for the laugh!

– Milosh

]]> By: bennie http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-2125 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:00:11 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-2125 What’s the problem, Sir-Whine-A-Lot? They don’t have coffee shops in the remote eskimo igloo where you live?

]]> By: ubermilf http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-2124 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:27:46 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-2124 Is this an old post or a new one? Why do I remember you breaking your coffee carafe before? Why do I remember that, but not to pay my bills?

]]> By: Mindy http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-2123 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:51:51 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-2123 I think you need to just start going to Starbucks and call it a day. Or always have a backup in the closet.

]]> By: Ted http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-986 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:43:11 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-986 Listen to “Mom” Jeff. She has some good solutions to your predicament until your paycheck arrives.

]]> By: Mom http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-984 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:54:12 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-984 Or you could just replace the carafe:)

If it would save you some jail time.

]]> By: january http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-983 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:26:29 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-983 ha! this made me laugh out loud! miss reading your columns. i’m like two/three months behind. catching up . . . in the meantime, don’t pour any concrete on the cookies. remember: girlscouts – okay. girlscout cookies – not okay. if you cut out the middle man, the cookies will get cheaper!

]]> By: pam956 http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-982 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:46:36 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-982 Thank you. This blog entry and artwork made me laugh out loud.

]]> By: Mom http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/12/03/the-coffee-maker-is-broken-many-dozens-will-be-killed/#comment-981 Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:41:01 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.com/?p=1025#comment-981 They got this new-fangled stuff. They call it instant coffee. It’s not great but it’ll get you to the coffee shop.

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