Comments on: The Endtimes are coming. It’s probably time to call Britney.

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Mon, 23 May 2011 03:29:27 +0000

[...] • The endtimes are coming. It’s probably time to call Britney [...]

By: Jason Crane | The Jazz Session

Jason Crane | The Jazz Session — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:41:57 +0000

You look about 13 years old in that Britney photo. That seems like a looooooong time ago.

By: Christy

Christy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:30:35 +0000

I am reasonably sure the endtimes are actually going to be in 2050…a much more rounded number. 2012 is just too random of a date–which means it might be true, run for the bunker. LOL

By: Mindy

Mindy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:10:17 +0000

Maybe the guy or gal keeping up with the Mayan long calendar just got tired at that point and said f#%k it and went to have a snack. I mean lets face it, all that chiseling really takes it out of a person.

Let us know how it goes with Paul and Brittney.

By: ubermilf

ubermilf — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:07:05 +0000

This might make him feel better about the possibility of his life ending in two years. It doesn't improve his chances of touching Britney, though. It's so nice of you to serve as a soothing father figure to the youth of today.