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	<title>Comments on: Your TV isn&#8217;t hyper-real? Why would you even bother getting out of bed?</title>
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	<description>Writer, humor columnist, music critic, dad and graying print-media apologist based on the coast of South Carolina.</description>
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		<title>By: This Week in Great Sentences: My Employers Edition &#171; Inverted Soapbox</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1963</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[This Week in Great Sentences: My Employers Edition &#171; Inverted Soapbox]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Vrabel, &#8220;Your TV isn&#8217;t hyper-real?&#8221; Gatehouse, Oct. [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Vrabel, &#8220;Your TV isn&#8217;t hyper-real?&#8221; Gatehouse, Oct. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: jvrabel7</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1948</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jvrabel7]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG it&#039;s my first Flame War! - J.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG it&#8217;s my first Flame War! &#8211; J.</p>
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		<title>By: Robyn</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1947</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rebecca, dude, chill! I liked your sarcasm! I was merely (sarcastically) pointing out that Allison is MORGAN&#039;S wife, not JEFF&#039;S wife. 
Sheesh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rebecca, dude, chill! I liked your sarcasm! I was merely (sarcastically) pointing out that Allison is MORGAN&#8217;S wife, not JEFF&#8217;S wife.<br />
Sheesh.</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1946</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rebecca]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uh yeah, Robin?  Thanks for the tip.  You&#039;ll note I mentioned I knew  that he was married in my original post. I figured out his wife&#039;s name when she replied to my post as HIS WIFE. Jesus, people, relax.  I was kidding.   You&#039;ve reminded me never to use sarcasm in my posts on a blog dedicated to...sarcasm.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh yeah, Robin?  Thanks for the tip.  You&#8217;ll note I mentioned I knew  that he was married in my original post. I figured out his wife&#8217;s name when she replied to my post as HIS WIFE. Jesus, people, relax.  I was kidding.   You&#8217;ve reminded me never to use sarcasm in my posts on a blog dedicated to&#8230;sarcasm.</p>
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		<title>By: Belle</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1945</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Belle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our humongously heavy and bulky old TV is such a monstrosity that I do not fear tornadoes because it will hold down the entire bottom floor.  I do not joke.

I also am too confused to go look at anything new but then I don&#039;t watch much TV anyhoo and hubby does, but falls asleep mostly.  So why bother?  :)

This was funny stuff.  I think we all need a Morgan in our lives!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our humongously heavy and bulky old TV is such a monstrosity that I do not fear tornadoes because it will hold down the entire bottom floor.  I do not joke.</p>
<p>I also am too confused to go look at anything new but then I don&#8217;t watch much TV anyhoo and hubby does, but falls asleep mostly.  So why bother?  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>This was funny stuff.  I think we all need a Morgan in our lives!</p>
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		<title>By: Robyn</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1938</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff - Loved this. And not just because you and I apparently own the same TV.
Rebecca - Allison is Morgan&#039;s wife. :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeff &#8211; Loved this. And not just because you and I apparently own the same TV.<br />
Rebecca &#8211; Allison is Morgan&#8217;s wife. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1937</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rebecca]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allison,
Absolutely.  Glad you got the joke.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Allison,<br />
Absolutely.  Glad you got the joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Allison</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1935</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thanks for painting my husband in such a becoming light... he&#039;s one of a kind, isn&#039;t he?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks for painting my husband in such a becoming light&#8230; he&#8217;s one of a kind, isn&#8217;t he?</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2009/10/05/your-tv-isnt-hyper-real-why-do-you-even-get-out-of-bed/#comment-1933</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rebecca]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Jeff, your posts are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. 

Addicted to Vinyl sent me a link to this and the garbage disposal post.  If you were single (yes, I asked) I would marry you sight unseen if only to be nearer to one who could conjure phrases like:

&quot;But I will, one day soon, so that I can truly absorb the end of the second “Transformers” movie in heretofore unimagined splendor, clarity so spectacular that I can see, almost down to the pixel, which parts of the movie suck &quot;

I use that movie as a personal litmus test for new friends.  

Stay golden, Pony Boy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Jeff, your posts are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. </p>
<p>Addicted to Vinyl sent me a link to this and the garbage disposal post.  If you were single (yes, I asked) I would marry you sight unseen if only to be nearer to one who could conjure phrases like:</p>
<p>&#8220;But I will, one day soon, so that I can truly absorb the end of the second “Transformers” movie in heretofore unimagined splendor, clarity so spectacular that I can see, almost down to the pixel, which parts of the movie suck &#8221;</p>
<p>I use that movie as a personal litmus test for new friends.  </p>
<p>Stay golden, Pony Boy.</p>
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