August 12, 2009

The Steel Horse Archives: Warrant, “Cherry Pie” (1990)

By Jeff Vrabel

PopDose — Part Three of The Steel Horse Archives features Warrant, whose inexcusably awful 1990 “Cherry Pie” sports an art-directed “metaphor” that is single-handedly responsible for making Warrant the hair band of choice among English grad professors. Go to PopDose at once to find out what in the hell these idiots are doing writing a song called “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.”

• Part One, starring Cinderella.
• Part Two, with Tesla.

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About Jeff Vrabel

Writer/editor at Nickelodeon's Nickmom.com, syndicated humor columnist for GateHouse, music journalist and speedily graying dad based on the coast of Carolina. View all posts by Jeff Vrabel

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm and tagged with cherry pie, hair metal, humor, jani lane, music, PopDose, warrant and posted in Humor Columns, Music Writing, PopDose, The Steel Horse Archives. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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3 Responses to “The Steel Horse Archives: Warrant, “Cherry Pie” (1990)”

• The Steel Horse Archives: Mr. Big, “To Be With You” (1991) « jeffvrabel.com
  August 20th, 2009 at 8:56 am

  [...] Chapter Three: Warrant [...]

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• On monster-ballad fancypants Ted Nugent and his showtune-inspired Damn Yankees « jeffvrabel.com
  August 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am

  [...] Chapter Three: Warrant [...]

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• David
  September 1st, 2009 at 7:41 pm

  i’ll have you know that kids in shcool are learning and using cursive all the time bcause i’m one and i’m great at it too

  Reply

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