From Island Packet staff reports, also starring Tim, Other Tim, Justin, Liz and D. Vrabel
Island Packet — Normally it’s not hard to find things to do around the Lowcountry, but Snoop Dogg’s arrival here is hardly classifiable as “normal.” So in case the Doggfather finds himself with a little time to kill in our little beachside paradise, we at the Guide humbly submit these…
Things Snoop Should Do While In Town
- Well, Signe’s butter pecan praline cakes are to die for
- Go to Salty Dog Cafe, tape picture of self wearing adorable bandana on wall
- Cameo in Arts Center’s “Les Miserables” as Jean Valjizzle
- Hit the sale racks at Belk for pastel polyester pants
- Judge Bluffton Village Festival’s Ugliest Dogg Contest. (2008 winner: Nate)
- Challenge Gregg Russell to a freestyle contest, while tourists make it rain
- Take a sunset sail on Calibogue Sound on his bee-yacht
- Smoke some trees. Seriously, they’re cutting them down all over the place in Bluffton
- Admire the ethnic diversity of the crowd: white people and tan white people
- Finally avenge hip-hop’s biggest standing rivalry by battling Zach Deputy
- Weave a huge necklace out of sweetgrass
- Duet with Dr. Dre … owitz, retired pediatrician from Lansing, Mich.
Jeff Vrabel is a humor columnist for the GateHouse news service, editor-in-chief of Hilton Head Monthly magazine and a music writer whose work has appeared in Paste, RollingStone.com, Billboard, Playboy, All About Jazz, No Depression, the Chicago Sun-Times, Backstreets, brucespringsteen.net and several furious Neil Diamond fan message boards. 
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