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	<title>Comments on: Swine flu: You never sausage a worldwide flu epidemic!</title>
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		<title>By: Well, I either have bedbugs or someone dropped an awful lot of raisins in here &#171; jeffvrabel.com • humorist and music writer</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Well, I either have bedbugs or someone dropped an awful lot of raisins in here &#171; jeffvrabel.com • humorist and music writer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Swine flu: You never sausage a worldwide epidemic! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Stacie</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stacie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you are SOOOOO STUPID  seriously get a LIFE people are dying and you take it as a joke!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are SOOOOO STUPID  seriously get a LIFE people are dying and you take it as a joke!</p>
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		<title>By: Stacie</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stacie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you are SOOOOO]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are SOOOOO</p>
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		<title>By: Jared</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!  I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!  ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE BACON!!!  I&#039;M GOING TO GO THROW AWAY MY AUNT&#039;S OLD PORKCELAIN PIGS NOW!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!  I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!  ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE BACON!!!  I&#8217;M GOING TO GO THROW AWAY MY AUNT&#8217;S OLD PORKCELAIN PIGS NOW!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Belle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Belle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m thinking I need to wear a surgical mask that all the hospitals are stocking now because geesh, this flu might come here and get me. Nobody else has it yet in this state but we have lots of pig farms, so I want to be ready!  Isn&#039;t it enough that swine stink?  Do they have to give us a DREADED DISEASE, too?

If the guy sitting next to you smells like bacon on a daily basis, I feel for you.  Aargh.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking I need to wear a surgical mask that all the hospitals are stocking now because geesh, this flu might come here and get me. Nobody else has it yet in this state but we have lots of pig farms, so I want to be ready!  Isn&#8217;t it enough that swine stink?  Do they have to give us a DREADED DISEASE, too?</p>
<p>If the guy sitting next to you smells like bacon on a daily basis, I feel for you.  Aargh.<br />
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