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	<title>Comments on: SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS A CLONE, according to this grammatically troubled e-mail I have just received</title>
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		<title>By: Frank Lloyd Reich</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Frank Lloyd Reich]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 02:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another recent Serge G post and a possible contact address :

 OK guys! The latest bio tech news.
Because of stolen status of clones Scarlett&#039;s original family resistance there was never installed female reproductive organs, never was installed fully functional digested system (food can go inside, but not outside, of course special food, 100% consumable), no hair on the body, all glued, some body parts substituted by silicone implants, some as I said v-nas never was installed at all also never was installed memory functionality in clones brain. S. Johansson actress CAN NOT BE PREGNANT. S. J. clones activity is a result of remoter activity, each and every move, word, blink of the eyes of S. clones is a result of somebody&#039;s will, that somebody usually Serge Galabekian not original, who is also stolen biological material. Scarlett&#039;s original parents are great, unique doctors, especially Karsten Galabekian, that is right last name Galabekian. Sure name was changed because of big disappointments with Scarlett Johansson &quot;actress&quot; rumors and gossips est. Original Scarlett&#039;s family has strict Christian tradition that conflicting with S. J. &quot;life stile&quot;, philosophy. In fact there none originals left with Johansson last name in regards of S. J. actress. They turn to Galabekian last name, as mush as their daughter&#039;s adopted last name.
Without remoter S.J. actress required life support chamber, brain can&#039;t control respiratory or blood circulation system functionality.
Posted Wednesday 18 May, 2011 5:44 AM
http://sergal.gather.com/ ( Last signed in: Oct 07, 2011 )
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980417160#comments ( by guess who ? )
galabs2000@gmail.com]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another recent Serge G post and a possible contact address :</p>
<p> OK guys! The latest bio tech news.<br />
Because of stolen status of clones Scarlett&#8217;s original family resistance there was never installed female reproductive organs, never was installed fully functional digested system (food can go inside, but not outside, of course special food, 100% consumable), no hair on the body, all glued, some body parts substituted by silicone implants, some as I said v-nas never was installed at all also never was installed memory functionality in clones brain. S. Johansson actress CAN NOT BE PREGNANT. S. J. clones activity is a result of remoter activity, each and every move, word, blink of the eyes of S. clones is a result of somebody&#8217;s will, that somebody usually Serge Galabekian not original, who is also stolen biological material. Scarlett&#8217;s original parents are great, unique doctors, especially Karsten Galabekian, that is right last name Galabekian. Sure name was changed because of big disappointments with Scarlett Johansson &#8220;actress&#8221; rumors and gossips est. Original Scarlett&#8217;s family has strict Christian tradition that conflicting with S. J. &#8220;life stile&#8221;, philosophy. In fact there none originals left with Johansson last name in regards of S. J. actress. They turn to Galabekian last name, as mush as their daughter&#8217;s adopted last name.<br />
Without remoter S.J. actress required life support chamber, brain can&#8217;t control respiratory or blood circulation system functionality.<br />
Posted Wednesday 18 May, 2011 5:44 AM<br />
<a href="http://sergal.gather.com/" rel="nofollow">http://sergal.gather.com/</a> ( Last signed in: Oct 07, 2011 )<br />
<a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980417160#comments" rel="nofollow">http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980417160#comments</a> ( by guess who ? )<br />
<a href="mailto:galabs2000@gmail.com">galabs2000@gmail.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Frank Lloyd Reich</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2008/11/24/scarlett-johansson-is-a-clone-according-to-this-grammatically-troubled-e-mail-i-have-just-received/#comment-7023</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Frank Lloyd Reich]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;sergal 9/25/2011 2:19 AM EST
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.&quot;
Looks like Serge has still got this bee in his bonnet . First I&#039;ve heard of it . A google brought me here .  I like a good persistent &quot;crazy&quot; with an important message . I was a big fan of Dr Klaus Wagner ( Diana Spencer and author of the priceless : &quot; Elizardbeast - we are 666 of you &quot; ) . A google of Serge G turned up this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud3OH4JLp48 . Is this our man spreading his message ? This is a conspiracy theory well worth perpetuating . Keep up the good work Serge , wherever you are .
Interesting that while on one hand , according to Benjamin Fulford , one faction of &quot;the Ubermeisters&quot; wants to seriously reduce global population ( there&#039;s too many of us ) , another wants to bypass the usual reproductive process and create more . Good quality control . While the process is in it&#039;s infancy they&#039;ll concentrate on producing beautiful  units like Scarlett , and when they get the process down , they can produce units for working down the mine . Perhaps these two programs could work in conjunction . Only problem is you&#039;d need to keep a large population of uncontrolled trash units for gestation . Only for a while though , after the program builds up a head of steam , you could replace the gestation units with clones too , to keep the program &quot; cleaner &quot; . I could go on , but WGAF ? I should have just stuck to a smutty response , such as : &quot; I wouldn&#039;t mind stealing a bit of her biological material , and giving her some of mine . Where can I get me some ? &quot;
In summation I&#039;d just like to say that I&#039;m glad Serge G is still at it and I hope to hear more of his story in the future . ( Future ain&#039;t tomorrow , future is today . Mr Kraut&#039;s Jinx , Amon Duul II . )]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;sergal 9/25/2011 2:19 AM EST<br />
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.&#8221;<br />
Looks like Serge has still got this bee in his bonnet . First I&#8217;ve heard of it . A google brought me here .  I like a good persistent &#8220;crazy&#8221; with an important message . I was a big fan of Dr Klaus Wagner ( Diana Spencer and author of the priceless : &#8221; Elizardbeast &#8211; we are 666 of you &#8221; ) . A google of Serge G turned up this : <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud3OH4JLp48" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud3OH4JLp48</a> . Is this our man spreading his message ? This is a conspiracy theory well worth perpetuating . Keep up the good work Serge , wherever you are .<br />
Interesting that while on one hand , according to Benjamin Fulford , one faction of &#8220;the Ubermeisters&#8221; wants to seriously reduce global population ( there&#8217;s too many of us ) , another wants to bypass the usual reproductive process and create more . Good quality control . While the process is in it&#8217;s infancy they&#8217;ll concentrate on producing beautiful  units like Scarlett , and when they get the process down , they can produce units for working down the mine . Perhaps these two programs could work in conjunction . Only problem is you&#8217;d need to keep a large population of uncontrolled trash units for gestation . Only for a while though , after the program builds up a head of steam , you could replace the gestation units with clones too , to keep the program &#8221; cleaner &#8221; . I could go on , but WGAF ? I should have just stuck to a smutty response , such as : &#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t mind stealing a bit of her biological material , and giving her some of mine . Where can I get me some ? &#8221;<br />
In summation I&#8217;d just like to say that I&#8217;m glad Serge G is still at it and I hope to hear more of his story in the future . ( Future ain&#8217;t tomorrow , future is today . Mr Kraut&#8217;s Jinx , Amon Duul II . )</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff Vrabel</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2008/11/24/scarlett-johansson-is-a-clone-according-to-this-grammatically-troubled-e-mail-i-have-just-received/#comment-6692</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Vrabel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right? And can I have one?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right? And can I have one?</p>
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		<title>By: Jack Yan</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Yan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 03:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Serge has reached out to us several times over the last few years. There are, I believe from his assertions, 200 of these clones, which begs the question: where are the 199?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Serge has reached out to us several times over the last few years. There are, I believe from his assertions, 200 of these clones, which begs the question: where are the 199?</p>
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		<title>By: Eusebio Mawk</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Eusebio Mawk]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting and Enjoyable to read! I have added your web site to my rss feed. Keep on writing!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting and Enjoyable to read! I have added your web site to my rss feed. Keep on writing!</p>
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		<title>By: cognitive46</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cognitive46]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have not received such a mail yet and I do not have courage to read such a email]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have not received such a mail yet and I do not have courage to read such a email</p>
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		<title>By: annnoymous...</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[annnoymous...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi…its bullshit ..i dare not belive this e-mail if i were you..but i still dont ..”too many fake things happening inthis fake world..uhhh whtever is left of it cuz nothing in teh world seems more natural..than her &quot;scarlett johansson’s existence”…i mean wht proof do u /we actually have tht she is a clone huh?.!.HA, it only looks good in movies like THE ISLAND or ….stuff like tht ..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi…its bullshit ..i dare not belive this e-mail if i were you..but i still dont ..”too many fake things happening inthis fake world..uhhh whtever is left of it cuz nothing in teh world seems more natural..than her &#8220;scarlett johansson’s existence”…i mean wht proof do u /we actually have tht she is a clone huh?.!.HA, it only looks good in movies like THE ISLAND or ….stuff like tht ..</p>
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		<title>By: sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sarah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi...its bullshit ..i dare not beloive this e-mail if i were you..but i still odnt ..&quot;too many fake things happening inthis fake world..uhhhwhtever is left of it cuz nothing in teh world seems more natural..than her (scarlett johansson&#039;s existence&quot;...i mena wht proof do u /we actually have tht she is a clone huh?.!.HA&quot; it only looks good in movies like THE ISLAND or ....stuff like tht ..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi&#8230;its bullshit ..i dare not beloive this e-mail if i were you..but i still odnt ..&#8221;too many fake things happening inthis fake world..uhhhwhtever is left of it cuz nothing in teh world seems more natural..than her (scarlett johansson&#8217;s existence&#8221;&#8230;i mena wht proof do u /we actually have tht she is a clone huh?.!.HA&#8221; it only looks good in movies like THE ISLAND or &#8230;.stuff like tht ..</p>
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		<title>By: Linda</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Linda]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let the Clone Wars begin! According to Serge G, we are surrounded by clones, nasty little beasts that they are. Of course they&#039;re from Germany, the evil empire that gave us sauerkraut, bratwurst and Oktoberfest.

When the Clones take us over, let me know - I&#039;ll be drowning my fears in German Ale. ;-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let the Clone Wars begin! According to Serge G, we are surrounded by clones, nasty little beasts that they are. Of course they&#8217;re from Germany, the evil empire that gave us sauerkraut, bratwurst and Oktoberfest.</p>
<p>When the Clones take us over, let me know &#8211; I&#8217;ll be drowning my fears in German Ale. <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: _Louie</title>
		<link>http://jeffvrabel.com/2008/11/24/scarlett-johansson-is-a-clone-according-to-this-grammatically-troubled-e-mail-i-have-just-received/#comment-1055</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[_Louie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah, she´s a clone!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, she´s a clone!</p>
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