From Island Packet staff reports, starring Tim, Other Tim and Jim
We at the Guide have come up with these Suggested Names for the Obamas’ New Puppy. (Yeah, that’s a lame lead-in, but frankly, this is like the only funny Obama-related thing we could come up with. If the nation’s self-appointed comics are to survive, this guy need to get lamer, fast.)
Please make your own suggestions in the comments (though the following are outlawed: -Blank- The Plumber, You Betcha, Wealth Redistributor and Phyllis).
• Checkers
• Karl Rover
• Rin Tin Hussein Tin
• Freddie Mac
• Gimmick
• Hopey McPuddles
• Maverick
• Yes We Canine



Stumble It!
* George
* W
* O-Unit
* Lipstick
* Wasilla
* Governor
And by the way, “Rin Tin Hussein Tin” is absolutely brilliant
That’ easy. It will be a female puppy named Hope.
Get a Pit Bull and call it Rahm…oh, you already did.
Get a female and call her Ms NBC (the #1 Cable Network for Obamanistas)
Seriously, get a male lab- honest, loyal and hardworking middle of the road lovebucket and call him Studs (Terkel). What better honor for the champion of the working man from Chicago who passed away this past week.
i would love to see the Obama;s name their new puppy
” VICTORY”