From Island Packet staff reports, starring Tim, Other Tim, Jim and Jason
This past week, police were called to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Natick, Mass., after receiving 911 calls about two women fighting during 9-year-old’s birthday party. What could have happened to set them off?
- Crème brulee was a little tart
- Things can get heated in the plastic ball pit
- Reward ticket laundering has become a billion-dollar-a-year business.
- That last piece of pepperoni with mushrooms looked pretty tempting.
- Tensions erupted over the last plush Chuck E. Cheese doll, purchased with 750,000 tickets, worth $12.
- We’ve seen it happen a hundred times: Tekken violence turns into real violence
- Even at the amateur levels, Skee-Ball is incredibly intense
- Lock up a bunch of people in a room that stinks of dirty feet, and you’re just asking for this sort of thing
- The private birthday melee rooms were all reserved
- We can’t tell you. The first rule of Chuck E. Cheese is you don’t talk about Chuck E. Cheese
Stumble It!
I worry about this recent Chuck E Cheese obsession of yours…..
plus – skeeball is the very proof that heaven exists in little tiny bits here on earth. truth.