Comments on: Happy All Saints Day! Your tiny Spider-Man costume is not welcome in this church

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:59:00 +0000

Seriously... find a different day care.

Clearly religeon means nothing to you, by your moronic statement rating this as your #3 priority behind "it was there".

You really don't deserve to be ALLOWED in a Christian day care program. You're just like the other idiots who send their kid to a Catholic school and then complain when their kid is expected to actually PARTICIPATE in religeous ed.

Put your kid in another program where morals and values aren't taught and don't complain when you have your child exposed to things you don't want him exposed to....

Fortunately, we have the gift of Freedom of Speech. Unfortunately, you abuse your gift by being offensive.

I'll pray that you find Christ before death finds you.

By: Übermilf

Übermilf — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:32:00 +0000

I was only joking with the heretical protestant thing.

I especially do not want to upset the Methodists, who serve the most delicious chicken pot pies and cream puffs at the Walworth County Fair.

But I stand by my potatoes-in-pierogies statement.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:29:00 +0000

My son attends a Methodist pre-school, and the kids are encouraged to wear a costume on Halloween. The only suggestion is that costumes are easy to take off, in case the kid needs to go to the bathroom.

As for All Saints Day, the first Sunday in November, it's pretty much been celebrated in every Methodist church I've attended. The names of the church members, as well as relatives and friends of church members, who died in the past year are read.

Of course, we heretic Protestants believe that anyone who believes in Christ is a saint. You don't have to perform 3 miracles to achieve sainthood.

By: Übermilf

Übermilf — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:36:00 +0000

As a CCD teacher whose Religious Ed class has the day OFF on Wednesday so the kids can CELEBRATE Halloween, I can only conclude you sent him to a heretic Protestant cult preschool.

So it's your own damn fault.

And putting potatoes in pierogies is pretty heretical, too.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:45:00 +0000

I think you should keep him home, and then when the day care folks call to ask where he is, say:

"He's there, dressed as God."

Yours,

Fr. Bob

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:33:00 +0000

Seriously – Spiderman is totally related to the bible. There’s even a study guide:

http://www.infuzemag.com/Spiderman3_StudyGuide.pdf