Comments on: Karl Rove, I think I’ll miss you most of all http://jeffvrabel.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/ I'm a a writer for such outlets as Men's Health, Paste, Billboard and brucespringsteen.net, a writer/editor at Nickelodeon's humor site NickMom.com, a syndicated humor columnist for GateHouse, a very slow runner and a father of two (the younger of whom has been personally approved by Bruce Springsteen). Tue, 29 May 2012 14:53:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Übermilf http://jeffvrabel.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-122 Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:16:00 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-122 I seem to remember from the Wizard of Oz that a diploma is no guarantee of intelligence.

But it is nice of Karl’s mom defend her son on the internet, even if she is too ashamed to leave her name.

]]> By: Rachel http://jeffvrabel.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-121 Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:18:00 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-121 Everything always seems to come back to being the fault of the Cubs. Not that I’m complaining (or arguing – everything is their fault), just noticing.

HOWEVER – when miz Knightley starts handing out those key lime pies, I plan on being first in line.

]]> By: Anonymous http://jeffvrabel.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-120 Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:10:00 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-120 Quit calling Karl Rove evil. Evil is adjective that describes people like Hitler, Saddam, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, and Stalin.

And quit calling Karl a puppet master. Remember that Karl Rove is a college dropout. Dick Cheney flunked out of Yale and wound up getting his bachelor’s degree from Wyoming. The President has a bachelor’s degree from Yale and an MBA from Harvard.

Knowing a fair number of Ivy League graduates, a family full of rich alumni may get you into an Ivy League school, but it won’t get you the diploma.

In other words, the President is calling the shots. He just has people like Karl Rove trying to present the policy in the best possible light to the American people.

]]> By: Dw. http://jeffvrabel.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-119 Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:01:00 +0000 http://jeffvrabel.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/karl-i-think-ill-miss-you-most-of-all/#comment-119 Y’know, I had dreams of this day too. Dancing in the streets Lionel Richie style… but I have come to realize that even though The Puppet Master has dislodged his hand from El Presidente’s ass, he’ll still attract tons of cash like flies on fresh turd.

That might be the biggest injustice of them all.

And I’d love to see Valerie Plame run him over.
DwD

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