If you haven’t done so already, making Jefitoblog a part of your regular Interweb travels is highly recommended; the man and his staff of merry pirates bring you constant streams of Idiot’s Guides (Randy Newman is the currently featured subject), Cassingles Vaults and my personal favorite, Power Ballads of the Day. Today I get the much-appreciated chance to guest-contribute to the latter.
And when you need some hair metal mopery, you can’t go wrong with the Warrant and “I Saw Red.”
Stumble It!
So we have you to blame for polluting the airwaves again with this crap!
And yet, I can’t stop listening. Like a bad car wreck, I can’t turn away.
Hey, those would make catchy power ballad lyrics!
“Like a bad car wreck,
I couldn’t turn away
I prayed it wouldn’t happen,
And yet, you still took my heart away!”
Call Jonathan Cain, stat!